Dear God,
It seems like a shame, that I should be forced to go to my local bank and slaughter everyone who works there. I rather like those people. They helped me to buy my car, and my house. They treated me fairly and I count them as my friends. But, you do say:
"he lends money on interest and takes increase; will he live? He will not live! He has committed all these abominations, he will surely be put to death; his blood will be on his own head."
---- Ezekiel 18:13
So I guess I am in the wrong on this one.
I don’t know any Samarians, but I would suppose that when you say:
The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword: their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.
— Hosea 13:16
It isn’t so much that these people are Samarians as that they have rebelled against God. So… do I need to start with the ripping open of pregnant ladies if they aren’t Christians in order to get into heaven?
Very confused here, God.
On the one hand you say:
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."
----- Leviticus 20:10
But on the other you advise:
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.
----- Genesis 38:8-10 NASB
So, under what circumstances is it allowed for us to have sex with each other’s spouse? It seems in some circumstances it is a good thing, even though you said we would be put to death for it, but only if we don’t pull out. I could use some clarification on which kind of adultery is the good kind.
How come when mobsters do it, and call it protection, it’s evil, but when you do it, it is only right?
“The anger of God rose against them, and he killed their strongest men; he struck down the finest of Israel's young men. But in spite of this, the people kept on sinning. They refused to believe in his miracles. So he ended their lives in failure and gave them years of terror. When God killed some of them, the rest finally sought him. They repented and turned to God.”---- Psalms 78:31-34 NLT
"I brought hunger to every city and famine to every town. But still you wouldn't return to me," says the LORD.
"I kept the rain from falling when you needed it the most, ruining all your crops. I sent rain on one town but withheld it from another. Rain fell on one field, while another field withered away. People staggered from one town to another for a drink of water, but there was never enough. But still you wouldn't return to me," says the LORD.
"I struck your farms and vineyards with blight and mildew. Locusts devoured all your fig and olive trees. But still you wouldn't return to me," says the LORD.
"I sent plagues against you like the plagues I sent against Egypt long ago. I killed your young men in war and slaughtered all your horses. The stench of death filled the air! But still you wouldn't return to me," says the LORD.
"I destroyed some of your cities, as I destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. Those of you who survived were like half-burned sticks snatched from a fire. But still you wouldn't return to me," says the LORD.” ---- Amos 4:6-11 NLT
I see that you are making a habit of intimidating people with violence and death to get them to love you. That seems sorta counter-intuitive to me. Everything I have seen about, say beating your wife or children, or even killing them for not loving you catches a sort of negative spin now a days. Too bad people don’t actually read these parts of the bible. Then, when a man finally kills his wife for hitting her a few dozen more times than was strictly necessary, that man’s predicament could be better understood. Violence is close to godliness in this case.
OK,
Lesson learned:
Kill all bankers.
Kill everyone who has rebelled against God.
Kill anyone who commits adultery, except when you say that they should.
Kill, maim, starve, or otherwise destroy those who you love, or wish to hold power over, but whom refuse your dominance.
Have i earned my place in heaven yet God?