Is my husband GAY?
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:22 pm
...Okay, excuse the eye-catching title. I'm not married. I just wanted to share this site with you:
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
It's a list of ways to tell if you've been TRICKED into marrying a gay man.
Does your husband not like it when you watch him browse the Internet? Maybe he's addicted to porn! And everyone knows porn addiction is closely linked to homosexuality! What about a "strange" fetish? And by strange, I mean anything besides missionary position. Those things are also linked to homosexuality, if you didn't know.
Yes, ladies, if you've dated even ONE guy who ended up being gay, that means you fail as a woman and a husband. You should just be celibate and gossip with all of your gay boyfriends.
(But seriously guys, I was laughing the whole time I read this "article." I thought it was a parody at first, but then I saw the site's banner. -facepalm- That kind of thing is why some people don't like religion.)
edit: This was posted on a gossip blog, so it gets a lot of traffic. If it doesn't work, refresh in a few minutes.
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
It's a list of ways to tell if you've been TRICKED into marrying a gay man.
Does your husband not like it when you watch him browse the Internet? Maybe he's addicted to porn! And everyone knows porn addiction is closely linked to homosexuality! What about a "strange" fetish? And by strange, I mean anything besides missionary position. Those things are also linked to homosexuality, if you didn't know.
Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships. If you answered yes, you should ask yourself whether you’re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children?
Yes, ladies, if you've dated even ONE guy who ended up being gay, that means you fail as a woman and a husband. You should just be celibate and gossip with all of your gay boyfriends.
(But seriously guys, I was laughing the whole time I read this "article." I thought it was a parody at first, but then I saw the site's banner. -facepalm- That kind of thing is why some people don't like religion.)
edit: This was posted on a gossip blog, so it gets a lot of traffic. If it doesn't work, refresh in a few minutes.